Here is something which you don't see everyday! Racing Grannies who crave speed and who have no qualms racing against each other!

The racing grannies are clock work powered and are lean mean geriatric machines! Its almost as though you were in Tesco's on a busy Saturday afternoon - you see the last of the bargains, you make your pitch only to be overtaken by racing grannies eager to bag the bargain before you. When you order these racing grannies you get a set of 2 wind-up grannies with clashing outfits, silver hair, droopy breasts and a snazzy zimmer frame! The positioning of the frame can be adjusted to optimise balance, aero-dynamics etc.